Tuesday, October 20, 2009

5 Things in 5 Minutes--The "Reality Bites" Version

I haven't been blogging much lately. When I read other people's blogs, they are so positive, and have such delightful little anecdotes about their happy families. When I sit down to add some of that sunshine and light to the blogosphere, I come up blank. If there is a family who is not even close to perfect, that's us...

1. No Sleep-Got rid of the soother, went away for the weekend, and topped it off with a case of stomach yuck. I know, some babies would breeze right through, but ours has decided someone needs to be in his room with him all night. Yawn...

2. No Respect-I remember being 8 years old. I remember thinking I knew everything. I remember believing my parents knew nothing and were just plain mean for enforcing any kind of rules. I apologize profusely to my parents, especially my Mother. If it makes you feel any better, I am paying double for it now.

3. No Energy-Seriously, is this just the way I get to feel for the rest of my life!?! Ugh!!! Sure, it is related to #1, but I can't even put together a sentence, I can't remember my own birth date, I can't walk to the school and back without feeling wiped out. I sure don't have the energy to look at things in a positive light.

4. No Christmas-Yup! Canceled in our house due to #2. See ya next year, Santa.

5. No Coffee-The canister is empty, so it looks like I will be leaving the house today. Oh crap, there's No Gas in the van.

Okay, just so you don't think I am on the brink, which I may be, and for my own therapy, here are 5 more, with perspective.

1. All of my children are healthy and without serious injury at the moment.
2. Halloween is coming. I like Halloween.
3. There are still one or two people who will agree to babysit so I can take a break.
4. The sun will come out...tomorrow. It will. I checked the forecast.
5. This, too, shall pass.

Phew! It took so much longer to write those ones. Maybe it's the weather. Maybe it's some sort of hormonal imbalance. Maybe I just need a good kick in the...

I know I have it good. I know we are lucky. I just don't always feel that way.


NB: In case you think it is unusually cruel to cancel Christmas, they do have two and a half months to redeem themselves, and ultimately, I don't have the power to stop Christmas from coming. Not even the Grinch could do that. "Somehow or other, it came just the same."

3 comments:

The Blakeneys said...

This was so much BETTER than all those floofy super-positive posts out there...because it was REAL, and I only have one wee stinker at the moment, and I can still relate. It will be so good for all of us to get together on Friday and have some mama-b*tching time! Nothing like hearing the woes of other moms to make us feel better...and more importantly, NORMAL. :)

Amanda said...

So true! And I must appologize, because I know my blog these days probably fits into the yucky positive category. That must be super annoying. Reading about other people's 'happiness' is pretty obnoxious, I know. That's the deceiving thing about 'blogs'. With them, we can paint a picture about our lives, whatever picture we want. We can leave out the bits we don't want to remember, or don't want anyone to know about. We can add a rosy hue to the parts we chose. But blog posts are just glimpses. Not the full picture. Thanks for keeping it real, Shawna.

Karatje said...

Here here!! Maybe we should have a day in the week dedicated to the not so nice, BUT VERY REAL, things happening in our daily lives..... "Mayhem Mondays" or "What the $!#@? Wednesdays" come to mind. I caught crap from my family when I went on a little pity-party rant on my old Blog and I always wondered why?! My son is a hellion these days and not only do I threaten to cancel Christmas, there are days I wonder if he'll see his 4th birthday.

We're all right there with you...